Banana Peppers and My friend the cow.

Was thinking today.
What kind of genetic mutation gave banana's such bad posture?
You don't see other fruit going round all hunched over.
Maybe bananas are old people fruit?
Or is that ageist? If bananas were straight, they would look like really big chilli peppers, only yellow, with black lines.
May try to straighten a banana.
It didn't work, now I have to eat a squished up mushy banana. Aw, it tastes bad </3
Not impressed with the brittleness of bananas these days.
Going to bed.
HANG ON! The banana in pyjama's people were straight! So maybe in the olden days bananas were straight, and society made them go curved because they wanted to fit in with the rest of the curvaceous fruit.
SO REALLY, BANANAS ARE VICTIMS OF SOCIETY'S DOWNFALLS AND EQUAL RIGHTS TO ALL FRUITS. BANANAS ARE VICTIMS!